Tag: Tinker Town

Rails Below, Black Sails Above

The response to last week's article about the unearthed leather-bound tome chronicling the exploits of an enigmatic figure known simply as "The Archer" and his companions resonated so deeply with the people of Clearcrest that the Chronicle found itself with little choice but to publish the next installment of this epic account. Whether coincidence or … Continue reading Rails Below, Black Sails Above →

Got Wood?: “When The Grain is So Wrong, It’s Right!”

Celebrating its 100th volume this week, we wanted to showcase another seminal article from one of the city’s premier craftsmen publications, Got Wood? For the uninitiated, this is a regular periodical that details types of wood, tools of the woodworking trade, and everything you need to know to get started–from selecting your first very plank … Continue reading Got Wood?: “When The Grain is So Wrong, It’s Right!” →

Scientist Stumped by Subterranean Seismic Shifts

Looking to the northeast, towering over the walls of Tinker Town, one can see the jagged stillness of Dolgan's Pass. However, according to one of the world's foremost geologists studying the Antivalli mountain range, there has been a sudden surge in activity happening deep below them. I was recently given the opportunity to interview Mr. … Continue reading Scientist Stumped by Subterranean Seismic Shifts →

A Letter From the Underground, Part One

With the recent hostile takeover by a large, sweeping force known mysteriously as "The Dread", many things have changed in our fair city. Citizenry hide in fear or give in to the corruption of our overlords. Businesses succumb to the coercive terms of politicians or collapse under economic strain. The wealthy and powerful have only … Continue reading A Letter From the Underground, Part One →

Undercover Operations

Our Clearcrest Exploratory Journalism Team has recently stumbled upon an interesting story concerning major business interests within Tinker Town, with the potential to disrupt major Dread supply lines in the days ahead. While the Chronicle reporter was following up on recent rumors at the Hogsback tavern, a pair of out-of-town investors began throwing obscene amounts … Continue reading Undercover Operations →

Resistance Guidelines from Gen. Hrathes de Gag

In these dark and uncertain times, it is easy to become despondent to our current situation. However, all hope is not lost. Provided we stick together and fight smart, we shall eventually throw off the yoke of the Dread oppressors. There are several guiding principles that will see us through to that successful and free … Continue reading Resistance Guidelines from Gen. Hrathes de Gag →

Bank Break-In in Philomath

This newspaper recently learned of a break-in reported at the First Bank of Cash in the neighborhood of Stillbrook Pass in Philomath. However, we implore our readers not to be fooled–the break-in occurred not at a banking establishment, but at the Philomath headquarters of the well-known (if not always well-regarded) Cassius' Cleaners. We met up … Continue reading Bank Break-In in Philomath →

Editor’s Note: An Apology

Yesterday’s edition of the Clearcrest Chronicle had all of the standard news concerning business, politics, gossip, and regular goings-on. However, the most notable component of the paper was the series of unrelated advertisements and third-party announcements that had been stuffed between the pages. Apparently, several Sentry members engaged in delivery duties helped themselves to using … Continue reading Editor’s Note: An Apology →