Are you in the market for a career change? Did your previous place of employment mysteriously explode or sink to the bottom of Questor’s Bay? The Dreadguard are hiring TODAY, and we want YOU! Join today! Explore western lands beyond Clearcrest, magically track strange and interesting “people”, escort talented and arcane-infused “volunteers” to bolster the … Continue reading Dreadguard Recruitment
Author: Hrathgag McBugbear
Personnel Annual Review
Name: Hans Cobbler Nobbler Gobbler ?? Rank: 2nd Lieutenant +1 Serial No: 4624395 District Patrol: While largely confirmed by duties within Chainlock Keep, Lt. Gobb–Lt. Cobbler (?) occasionally volunteers for light District patrol work. Recent reconnaissance in Philomath highlighted appropriate respect and fear of the Grey Virtues within the citizenry. Suspicious activity by wandering death … Continue reading Personnel Annual Review
Ask Hrathgag VI
Dear Hrathgag-I went on a quick trip to visit my parents (just some revolutionary new business ideas I needed them to support), and when I returned, my friends hadn’t finished their little spelunking adventure. Worried, I headed into the caves myself. Now I’ve spent WEEKS wandering to and fro from our home base to the … Continue reading Ask Hrathgag VI
Resistance Guidelines from Gen. Hrathes de Gag
In these dark and uncertain times, it is easy to become despondent to our current situation. However, all hope is not lost. Provided we stick together and fight smart, we shall eventually throw off the yoke of the Dread oppressors. There are several guiding principles that will see us through to that successful and free … Continue reading Resistance Guidelines from Gen. Hrathes de Gag
Editorial: From an Undisclosed Location
Dearest Readers- Clearcrest has fallen. Despite the valiant efforts of its most celebrated heroes, the world’s greatest city lies broken at the hands of a massive and unknown force. A black fleet washed over the shores of Questor’s View, bringing with it life-draining giants and hordes of zombies. We had forewarning of this force, and … Continue reading Editorial: From an Undisclosed Location
Ask Hrathgag V
Dear Hrathgag,I recently came across a collection of documents that were compiled by a political figure in our fair city. These notes appear to detail the lives and goings-on of a number of citizens, including my friends and I. One very interesting individual is a man simply referred to as X who, as the single … Continue reading Ask Hrathgag V
Tired of Tasty Tuber Tidbits?
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The Chronicle Cashes In
While we love what we do and would do it for free, those employed at the Clearcrest Chronicle have mouths to feed and, we sadly admit, readership has been down. So, without a modicum of shame, here's a spread of commercial content so that we can collect that glorious ad revenue! Until next time, readers... … Continue reading The Chronicle Cashes In
Ask Hrathgag IV
Dear Hrathgag-While exploring a mysterious door that appeared in my basement, I found a maze room full of mirrors. It appears that, within the mirrors, there are some ghastly forms that really don't like it when you get close to them. My friends blindfolded me and were able to talk me through the maze, but … Continue reading Ask Hrathgag IV
Ask Hrathgag III
Dear Hrathgag-What’s the best way to organize a get-together with a distant friend? I attempted to contact them with instructions, but wasted all of my time waking them up and lightly berating them. We managed to connect again for some basic directions, but we lost contact way before I was able to advise about all … Continue reading Ask Hrathgag III
The Clearcrest Chronicle 