Tag: Serpentwood

An Interview with A Man with Fire

The summer season has seen the release of several beach-worthy reads, but the title on everyone’s lips these days seems to be Cassius Delecuir’s Beneath the Surface: Aging Gracefully with Foundational Self-Appreciation. It seems like a mouthful, but the narrative within has enraptured the entire city. We’ve taken a moment to sit down with the … Continue reading An Interview with A Man with Fire →

Philomath Fracas Disturbs Graduate Grounds

Over the weekend, multiple neighbors reported a disturbance at the home of one Gregory Serpentwood near Tenebris Alley in Philomath. Initial accounts mentioned the sudden arrival of a rowdy group utilizing a barbeque-sauce-scented Dragon Wagon, who immediately rushed to the front door demanding to see Mr. Serpentwood (aside from the dog-cleric, who had to pay … Continue reading Philomath Fracas Disturbs Graduate Grounds →

Bank Break-In in Philomath

This newspaper recently learned of a break-in reported at the First Bank of Cash in the neighborhood of Stillbrook Pass in Philomath. However, we implore our readers not to be fooled–the break-in occurred not at a banking establishment, but at the Philomath headquarters of the well-known (if not always well-regarded) Cassius' Cleaners. We met up … Continue reading Bank Break-In in Philomath →

Clearcrest Classifieds

Lost and Found Lost-Ancient Scroll Exceptionally old and invaluable map directing viewers to the legendary Eastwin Grotto. Last seen at the Serpent & Sceptre pub in Philomath during a card game with local university researcher. If found, please contact Clearcrest Chronicle Editorial Office to arrange return of goods. LOST: ART SUPPLIES Small wooden case with … Continue reading Clearcrest Classifieds →

Phantom Articles Fluttering Over Festival

There has been a sudden and baffling influx of similar and similarly incomplete news articles retrieved from the area outside of Ancestor’s Refuge in Skyleaf. A curious public has requested the full release of these documents, and as the Chronicle has nothing to hide, we will be publishing the entire run here for our subscribers’ … Continue reading Phantom Articles Fluttering Over Festival →

Misappropriated Maps and Missing Masses

Following up on a tip from The Sentry regarding some strange happenings around the Philomath and Golden Cape districts, I decided to pound the cobbles and see what I could find. Rumor on the street was that a string of strange robberies and missing persons had plagued the area, and that they may have been … Continue reading Misappropriated Maps and Missing Masses →

Burglar Booby Trap in Five Points

Late last week a series of fleet-footed burglaries rocked many homes and businesses throughout the districts of Fool's March and Philomath. As the Chronicle's eyes on the street, your faithful field journalist immediately began investigating the issue. Making my way through Five Points, I found throngs of onlookers and scores of guardsmen investigating scorched footprints … Continue reading Burglar Booby Trap in Five Points →