The Tel Lyarthi Theatre Club is proud to present their newly formed improvisational acting group, the Ha-Ha-Halflings. Due to staggeringly low enthusiasm for the program within the university itself, participation is now open to any Philomath resident interested in improv, comedy, or understanding social cues well enough to properly run a discrete character assassination against … Continue reading Clearcrest Welcomes the Ha-Ha-Halflings
Tag: Philomath
CEPA Investigate Temporary Temporal Threshold
If you were passing through Philomath last week, specifically the Stillbrook Pass region of the district, you might have noticed certain streets cordoned off as the Clearcrest Environmental Protection Agency (CEPA) investigated a strange disturbance at the First Bank of Cash, headquarters of the well-known, Cassius' Cleaners. Following last month's coverage concerning the appearance of … Continue reading CEPA Investigate Temporary Temporal Threshold
Bank Break-In in Philomath
This newspaper recently learned of a break-in reported at the First Bank of Cash in the neighborhood of Stillbrook Pass in Philomath. However, we implore our readers not to be fooled–the break-in occurred not at a banking establishment, but at the Philomath headquarters of the well-known (if not always well-regarded) Cassius' Cleaners. We met up … Continue reading Bank Break-In in Philomath
A Disturbance in the Dunes
In an effort to keep the citizenry of Clearcrest up-to-date on happenings in the world beyond our city walls, we make a point to report on noteworthy stories across the continent. Recently, the Chronicle’s editorial staff was alerted to one of those worldwide events in the form of an anonymous letter nailed to the staff … Continue reading A Disturbance in the Dunes
Fire Flies Through Firefly Square
Residents in and around the Firefly Square shopping area of Philomath may have noticed some peculiar signs popping up recently. They may also have noted a strange smell on the wind, a rather impressive fire, and a strangely pearlescent cloud gently flashing overhead for the last several days. However, Boris Tuttle–Chief Operations Manager of the … Continue reading Fire Flies Through Firefly Square
Through The Eyes of a Child
The mind of a child is a wonderous thing. The ephemeral magic which colors the perceptions of the young tends to fade with time, as the reality of adulthood sets in. To recapture some of that creative spirit, the Chronicle hosted a writing workshop, where we asked the children of Clearcrest to write a fantastical … Continue reading Through The Eyes of a Child
Psychic Stories Shock City
Thanks to a recent arrangement between the Clearcrest Chronicle and the Greater Clearcrest Divination Society, we’re pleased to announce the inclusion of a new and occasional column by the incomparable tabaxi seer Ms. Cleodacius under the heading “Lost in Thought with Ms Cleo”. The revelations of this mystical diviner and automatic writer are truly startling … Continue reading Psychic Stories Shock City
Clearcrest Crossword #1 (Key)
Time's up! Pencils down, class. How did you do? Were you able to dig deep into the recesses of your mind and find the answers to the clues below? If not, maybe you should visit our friends at Placid Hills for an examination...
The Clearcrest Catch-Up Column
With the hustle and bustle of everyday life in our beloved city, we at the Clearcrest Chronicle know how busy some of our readers are. Given all of your responsibilities, finding the time to read through all of the days events can be cumbersome. In an effort to give you a quick glimpse of the … Continue reading The Clearcrest Catch-Up Column
Misappropriated Maps and Missing Masses
Following up on a tip from The Sentry regarding some strange happenings around the Philomath and Golden Cape districts, I decided to pound the cobbles and see what I could find. Rumor on the street was that a string of strange robberies and missing persons had plagued the area, and that they may have been … Continue reading Misappropriated Maps and Missing Masses