Clearcrest Welcomes the Ha-Ha-Halflings

The Tel Lyarthi Theatre Club is proud to present their newly formed improvisational acting group, the Ha-Ha-Halflings. Due to staggeringly low enthusiasm for the program within the university itself, participation is now open to any Philomath resident interested in improv, comedy, or understanding social cues well enough to properly run a discrete character assassination against … Continue reading Clearcrest Welcomes the Ha-Ha-Halflings

CEPA Investigate Temporary Temporal Threshold

If you were passing through Philomath last week, specifically the Stillbrook Pass region of the district, you might have noticed certain streets cordoned off as the Clearcrest Environmental Protection Agency (CEPA) investigated a strange disturbance at the First Bank of Cash, headquarters of the well-known, Cassius' Cleaners. Following last month's coverage concerning the appearance of … Continue reading CEPA Investigate Temporary Temporal Threshold

Bank Break-In in Philomath

This newspaper recently learned of a break-in reported at the First Bank of Cash in the neighborhood of Stillbrook Pass in Philomath. However, we implore our readers not to be fooled–the break-in occurred not at a banking establishment, but at the Philomath headquarters of the well-known (if not always well-regarded) Cassius' Cleaners. We met up … Continue reading Bank Break-In in Philomath

Fire Flies Through Firefly Square

Residents in and around the Firefly Square shopping area of Philomath may have noticed some peculiar signs popping up recently. They may also have noted a strange smell on the wind, a rather impressive fire, and a strangely pearlescent cloud gently flashing overhead for the last several days. However, Boris Tuttle–Chief Operations Manager of the … Continue reading Fire Flies Through Firefly Square

Psychic Stories Shock City

Thanks to a recent arrangement between the Clearcrest Chronicle and the Greater Clearcrest Divination Society, we’re pleased to announce the inclusion of a new and occasional column by the incomparable tabaxi seer Ms. Cleodacius under the heading “Lost in Thought with Ms Cleo”. The revelations of this mystical diviner and automatic writer are truly startling … Continue reading Psychic Stories Shock City

Misappropriated Maps and Missing Masses

Following up on a tip from The Sentry regarding some strange happenings around the Philomath and Golden Cape districts, I decided to pound the cobbles and see what I could find. Rumor on the street was that a string of strange robberies and missing persons had plagued the area, and that they may have been … Continue reading Misappropriated Maps and Missing Masses