Tag: Philomath

Personnel Annual Review

Name: Hans Cobbler Nobbler  Gobbler ?? Rank: 2nd Lieutenant +1 Serial No: 4624395 District Patrol: While largely confirmed by duties within Chainlock Keep, Lt. Gobb–Lt. Cobbler (?) occasionally volunteers for light District patrol work. Recent reconnaissance in Philomath highlighted appropriate respect and fear of the Grey Virtues within the citizenry. Suspicious activity by wandering death … Continue reading Personnel Annual Review →

Scientist Stumped by Subterranean Seismic Shifts

Looking to the northeast, towering over the walls of Tinker Town, one can see the jagged stillness of Dolgan's Pass. However, according to one of the world's foremost geologists studying the Antivalli mountain range, there has been a sudden surge in activity happening deep below them. I was recently given the opportunity to interview Mr. … Continue reading Scientist Stumped by Subterranean Seismic Shifts →

Missing Chancellor Materializes

Last week, Fool's March Chancellor Sabre Thornton abruptly disappeared during a charity gala hosted at Triumph House in City Center. While members of the Cassius Cleaners were initially chief suspects, the return of the Chancellor led to their exoneration by the city guard. Additional inquiries into the event are being led by the Central Authority … Continue reading Missing Chancellor Materializes →

An Interview with A Man with Fire

The summer season has seen the release of several beach-worthy reads, but the title on everyone’s lips these days seems to be Cassius Delecuir’s Beneath the Surface: Aging Gracefully with Foundational Self-Appreciation. It seems like a mouthful, but the narrative within has enraptured the entire city. We’ve taken a moment to sit down with the … Continue reading An Interview with A Man with Fire →

Philomath Gentrification Project to Begin This Summer

After several public hearings concerning the development of the area near Takot Falls, the officials within the Renovations Department of Scholar’s Tabernacle have passed a resolution to demolish multiple condemned structures in favor of new construction. According to Chief Inspector Finnegan Milphmelcher, “The whole of the southwest of Philomath leading into Fool’s March is in … Continue reading Philomath Gentrification Project to Begin This Summer →

Philomath Fracas Disturbs Graduate Grounds

Over the weekend, multiple neighbors reported a disturbance at the home of one Gregory Serpentwood near Tenebris Alley in Philomath. Initial accounts mentioned the sudden arrival of a rowdy group utilizing a barbeque-sauce-scented Dragon Wagon, who immediately rushed to the front door demanding to see Mr. Serpentwood (aside from the dog-cleric, who had to pay … Continue reading Philomath Fracas Disturbs Graduate Grounds →

Clearcrest Welcomes the Ha-Ha-Halflings

The Tel Lyarthi Theatre Club is proud to present their newly formed improvisational acting group, the Ha-Ha-Halflings. Due to staggeringly low enthusiasm for the program within the university itself, participation is now open to any Philomath resident interested in improv, comedy, or understanding social cues well enough to properly run a discrete character assassination against … Continue reading Clearcrest Welcomes the Ha-Ha-Halflings →

CEPA Investigate Temporary Temporal Threshold

If you were passing through Philomath last week, specifically the Stillbrook Pass region of the district, you might have noticed certain streets cordoned off as the Clearcrest Environmental Protection Agency (CEPA) investigated a strange disturbance at the First Bank of Cash, headquarters of the well-known, Cassius' Cleaners. Following last month's coverage concerning the appearance of … Continue reading CEPA Investigate Temporary Temporal Threshold →