Fool’s March Chancellor Presumed Dead

What started as an evening full of fun and good will has ended in terror and sadness. While raising funds for the orphanage St. Ungman's Home for the Lost in the Fool's March district, Chancellor Sabre Thornton was seen moving among the crowd, thanking them for their generosity, but seemingly feeling a little under the … Continue reading Fool’s March Chancellor Presumed Dead →

An Interview with A Man with Fire

The summer season has seen the release of several beach-worthy reads, but the title on everyone’s lips these days seems to be Cassius Delecuir’s Beneath the Surface: Aging Gracefully with Foundational Self-Appreciation. It seems like a mouthful, but the narrative within has enraptured the entire city. We’ve taken a moment to sit down with the … Continue reading An Interview with A Man with Fire →

Philomath Gentrification Project to Begin This Summer

After several public hearings concerning the development of the area near Takot Falls, the officials within the Renovations Department of Scholar’s Tabernacle have passed a resolution to demolish multiple condemned structures in favor of new construction. According to Chief Inspector Finnegan Milphmelcher, “The whole of the southwest of Philomath leading into Fool’s March is in … Continue reading Philomath Gentrification Project to Begin This Summer →

Tired of Tasty Tuber Tidbits?

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Philomath Fracas Disturbs Graduate Grounds

Over the weekend, multiple neighbors reported a disturbance at the home of one Gregory Serpentwood near Tenebris Alley in Philomath. Initial accounts mentioned the sudden arrival of a rowdy group utilizing a barbeque-sauce-scented Dragon Wagon, who immediately rushed to the front door demanding to see Mr. Serpentwood (aside from the dog-cleric, who had to pay … Continue reading Philomath Fracas Disturbs Graduate Grounds →

Chainlock Update: Leaked Incident Report

Clearcrest Welcomes the Ha-Ha-Halflings

The Tel Lyarthi Theatre Club is proud to present their newly formed improvisational acting group, the Ha-Ha-Halflings. Due to staggeringly low enthusiasm for the program within the university itself, participation is now open to any Philomath resident interested in improv, comedy, or understanding social cues well enough to properly run a discrete character assassination against … Continue reading Clearcrest Welcomes the Ha-Ha-Halflings →

The Chronicle Cashes In

While we love what we do and would do it for free, those employed at the Clearcrest Chronicle have mouths to feed and, we sadly admit, readership has been down. So, without a modicum of shame, here's a spread of commercial content so that we can collect that glorious ad revenue! Until next time, readers... … Continue reading The Chronicle Cashes In →

They are, indeed, after me lucky charms

Today Clearcrest welcomes a new group of refugees into our midst—a small group of fey known as "leprechauns" now call the city home. Eager to establish their new metropolitan lives, the group of immigrants have been given jobs by Pimric Thorngage (of Cassius' Cleaners fame) at his recently refurbished factory, the Council of Progress, in … Continue reading They are, indeed, after me lucky charms →

CEPA Investigate Temporary Temporal Threshold

If you were passing through Philomath last week, specifically the Stillbrook Pass region of the district, you might have noticed certain streets cordoned off as the Clearcrest Environmental Protection Agency (CEPA) investigated a strange disturbance at the First Bank of Cash, headquarters of the well-known, Cassius' Cleaners. Following last month's coverage concerning the appearance of … Continue reading CEPA Investigate Temporary Temporal Threshold →