Bank Break-In in Philomath

This newspaper recently learned of a break-in reported at the First Bank of Cash in the neighborhood of Stillbrook Pass in Philomath. However, we implore our readers not to be fooled–the break-in occurred not at a banking establishment, but at the Philomath headquarters of the well-known (if not always well-regarded) Cassius' Cleaners. We met up … Continue reading Bank Break-In in Philomath

Misappropriated Maps and Missing Masses

Following up on a tip from The Sentry regarding some strange happenings around the Philomath and Golden Cape districts, I decided to pound the cobbles and see what I could find. Rumor on the street was that a string of strange robberies and missing persons had plagued the area, and that they may have been … Continue reading Misappropriated Maps and Missing Masses