Fool’s March Chancellor Presumed Dead

What started as an evening full of fun and good will has ended in terror and sadness. While raising funds for the orphanage St. Ungman's Home for the Lost in the Fool's March district, Chancellor Sabre Thornton was seen moving among the crowd, thanking them for their generosity, but seemingly feeling a little under the … Continue reading Fool’s March Chancellor Presumed Dead

An Interview with A Man with Fire

The summer season has seen the release of several beach-worthy reads, but the title on everyone’s lips these days seems to be Cassius Delecuir’s Beneath the Surface: Aging Gracefully with Foundational Self-Appreciation. It seems like a mouthful, but the narrative within has enraptured the entire city. We’ve taken a moment to sit down with the … Continue reading An Interview with A Man with Fire

Philomath Gentrification Project to Begin This Summer

After several public hearings concerning the development of the area near Takot Falls, the officials within the Renovations Department of Scholar’s Tabernacle have passed a resolution to demolish multiple condemned structures in favor of new construction. According to Chief Inspector Finnegan Milphmelcher, “The whole of the southwest of Philomath leading into Fool’s March is in … Continue reading Philomath Gentrification Project to Begin This Summer

Triumph House Offices Bugged

In preparation for the upcoming charity event being sponsored by Triumph House, a thorough cleaning has been requested by of the official Fool’s March Chancellery residence. Normally an utterly mundane event, the particulars of this cleaning were reported by two prominent Triumph House staffers, each with a rather surprising tale about the day.This first to … Continue reading Triumph House Offices Bugged

Philomath Fracas Disturbs Graduate Grounds

Over the weekend, multiple neighbors reported a disturbance at the home of one Gregory Serpentwood near Tenebris Alley in Philomath. Initial accounts mentioned the sudden arrival of a rowdy group utilizing a barbeque-sauce-scented Dragon Wagon, who immediately rushed to the front door demanding to see Mr. Serpentwood (aside from the dog-cleric, who had to pay … Continue reading Philomath Fracas Disturbs Graduate Grounds

Clearcrest Welcomes the Ha-Ha-Halflings

The Tel Lyarthi Theatre Club is proud to present their newly formed improvisational acting group, the Ha-Ha-Halflings. Due to staggeringly low enthusiasm for the program within the university itself, participation is now open to any Philomath resident interested in improv, comedy, or understanding social cues well enough to properly run a discrete character assassination against … Continue reading Clearcrest Welcomes the Ha-Ha-Halflings

They are, indeed, after me lucky charms

Today Clearcrest welcomes a new group of refugees into our midst—a small group of fey known as "leprechauns" now call the city home. Eager to establish their new metropolitan lives, the group of immigrants have been given jobs by Pimric Thorngage (of Cassius' Cleaners fame) at his recently refurbished factory, the Council of Progress, in … Continue reading They are, indeed, after me lucky charms