Author: Simone Wraithwait

Clearcrest Welcomes the Ha-Ha-Halflings

The Tel Lyarthi Theatre Club is proud to present their newly formed improvisational acting group, the Ha-Ha-Halflings. Due to staggeringly low enthusiasm for the program within the university itself, participation is now open to any Philomath resident interested in improv, comedy, or understanding social cues well enough to properly run a discrete character assassination against … Continue reading Clearcrest Welcomes the Ha-Ha-Halflings →

They are, indeed, after me lucky charms

Today Clearcrest welcomes a new group of refugees into our midst—a small group of fey known as "leprechauns" now call the city home. Eager to establish their new metropolitan lives, the group of immigrants have been given jobs by Pimric Thorngage (of Cassius' Cleaners fame) at his recently refurbished factory, the Council of Progress, in … Continue reading They are, indeed, after me lucky charms →

CEPA Investigate Temporary Temporal Threshold

If you were passing through Philomath last week, specifically the Stillbrook Pass region of the district, you might have noticed certain streets cordoned off as the Clearcrest Environmental Protection Agency (CEPA) investigated a strange disturbance at the First Bank of Cash, headquarters of the well-known, Cassius' Cleaners. Following last month's coverage concerning the appearance of … Continue reading CEPA Investigate Temporary Temporal Threshold →

Bank Break-In in Philomath

This newspaper recently learned of a break-in reported at the First Bank of Cash in the neighborhood of Stillbrook Pass in Philomath. However, we implore our readers not to be fooled–the break-in occurred not at a banking establishment, but at the Philomath headquarters of the well-known (if not always well-regarded) Cassius' Cleaners. We met up … Continue reading Bank Break-In in Philomath →

Dragonhold Experiences Dance Trance Revolution

Earlier this week the Chronicle received word regarding a slew of vandalism which occurred in the far Eastern city of Dragonhold, home of the renowned school of bardic magic and performance. Our correspondent in the city sent this report: "The alarm was raised, rather loudly and from great distance, by one Mr. Telephone at the … Continue reading Dragonhold Experiences Dance Trance Revolution →

A Transformative Entertainment

With the turning of a new season, Clearcrest is once again flush with burgeoning entertainment options. There are several theatre productions of note, but the finest choice by far is the double-feature currently running at Golden Cape’s premier stage, the Mystery Assembly Hall. The first, Waiting for Sabre, is an absurdist comedy the easily loosens … Continue reading A Transformative Entertainment →

Kharst Conflict Comes to a Close

While the political discourse of Clearcrest has remained relatively tame and sedentary for years, the Clearcrest Chronicle has recently learned of a meeting at the Grand Oratorium with potentially wide-reaching consequences for the city. The full council of Chancellors assembled to discuss a need for wartime footing and warning of distant allies throughout the realm … Continue reading Kharst Conflict Comes to a Close →