After several public hearings concerning the development of the area near Takot Falls, the officials within the Renovations Department of Scholar’s Tabernacle have passed a resolution to demolish multiple condemned structures in favor of new construction. According to Chief Inspector Finnegan Milphmelcher, “The whole of the southwest of Philomath leading into Fool’s March is in … Continue reading Philomath Gentrification Project to Begin This Summer
Author: Simone Wraithwait
Triumph House Offices Bugged
In preparation for the upcoming charity event being sponsored by Triumph House, a thorough cleaning has been requested by of the official Fool’s March Chancellery residence. Normally an utterly mundane event, the particulars of this cleaning were reported by two prominent Triumph House staffers, each with a rather surprising tale about the day.This first to … Continue reading Triumph House Offices Bugged
Philomath Fracas Disturbs Graduate Grounds
Over the weekend, multiple neighbors reported a disturbance at the home of one Gregory Serpentwood near Tenebris Alley in Philomath. Initial accounts mentioned the sudden arrival of a rowdy group utilizing a barbeque-sauce-scented Dragon Wagon, who immediately rushed to the front door demanding to see Mr. Serpentwood (aside from the dog-cleric, who had to pay … Continue reading Philomath Fracas Disturbs Graduate Grounds
Secret Sentry Summit
The reporting staff of Clearcrest generally keep an ear to the ground to pick up on the interesting happenings around our fair city. However, there is the occasion where those ears must head below the ground to find out what’s really going on. While silently tailing the perennially compelling Cassius’ Cleaners, this reporter discovered a … Continue reading Secret Sentry Summit
Chainlock Update: Leaked Incident Report
Clearcrest Welcomes the Ha-Ha-Halflings
The Tel Lyarthi Theatre Club is proud to present their newly formed improvisational acting group, the Ha-Ha-Halflings. Due to staggeringly low enthusiasm for the program within the university itself, participation is now open to any Philomath resident interested in improv, comedy, or understanding social cues well enough to properly run a discrete character assassination against … Continue reading Clearcrest Welcomes the Ha-Ha-Halflings
They are, indeed, after me lucky charms
Today Clearcrest welcomes a new group of refugees into our midst—a small group of fey known as "leprechauns" now call the city home. Eager to establish their new metropolitan lives, the group of immigrants have been given jobs by Pimric Thorngage (of Cassius' Cleaners fame) at his recently refurbished factory, the Council of Progress, in … Continue reading They are, indeed, after me lucky charms
CEPA Investigate Temporary Temporal Threshold
If you were passing through Philomath last week, specifically the Stillbrook Pass region of the district, you might have noticed certain streets cordoned off as the Clearcrest Environmental Protection Agency (CEPA) investigated a strange disturbance at the First Bank of Cash, headquarters of the well-known, Cassius' Cleaners. Following last month's coverage concerning the appearance of … Continue reading CEPA Investigate Temporary Temporal Threshold
Bank Break-In in Philomath
This newspaper recently learned of a break-in reported at the First Bank of Cash in the neighborhood of Stillbrook Pass in Philomath. However, we implore our readers not to be fooled–the break-in occurred not at a banking establishment, but at the Philomath headquarters of the well-known (if not always well-regarded) Cassius' Cleaners. We met up … Continue reading Bank Break-In in Philomath
Dragonhold Experiences Dance Trance Revolution
Earlier this week the Chronicle received word regarding a slew of vandalism which occurred in the far Eastern city of Dragonhold, home of the renowned school of bardic magic and performance. Our correspondent in the city sent this report: "The alarm was raised, rather loudly and from great distance, by one Mr. Telephone at the … Continue reading Dragonhold Experiences Dance Trance Revolution
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